Newt Gingrich, during an interview on the “Rich Stevens Radio Show.”
- because Brad Pitt doesn’t hate black people, gay people, or poor people.
- because Brad Pitt has a beating heart.
- because Brad Pitt doesn’t look like a bloated scrotum.
- because Brad Pitt didn’t leave two wives (back to back!!!) FOR HAVING (not ‘because they happened to have’, no, he left them FOR HAVING) cancer and multiple sclerosis.
- because Brad Pitt isn’t completely dead inside.
- because no-one has ever asked “could Brad Pitt actually be Satan?” “what did we do to deserve Brad Pitt?” or “why does Brad Pitt hate living things?”.
- why am i defending Brad Pitt
(via nedhepburn)
(Source: officialssay)
